Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Mid-Week News

Last week's results have had quite an impact on the teams.
The Anda-Bondas defeat has led to a lot of in-fighting. Fingers are being pointed at Humpty Dumpty for taking away the team's element of surprise. On the pitch, KaaliZabaan got his "face-kaala". Daffy Dutta took a special liking to him, and sent the Anda-Bondas on a ball-chase. Humpty has now asked KZ to keep his trap shut and perform, or stay in the office on match-days.
In other Anda-Bonda news, Betaal is still fuming that Big Vindaloo got him banned for chucking. It seems that Betaal is so bad at masking his chucking that even people like Big Vindaloo, who know pretty much nothing about cricket, can blow the whistle.
In the Village, Psychat was seen to be all quiet till the last ball was bowled in the Merchants-Taliban (no-)contest. Me thinks he didn't realize what was going on till Lalit Modi shouted out, "Hey, we've won!". Hearing this, Psychat started to behave like Sreesanth after he gets a wicket.
Craydit, meanwhile, is living in denial about his team's performance. The Crayditors are the only team without a win, and now need to win 2 of 3, the odds of which are similar to Sania Mirza winning a grand slam. Zen wants a transfer to the Vindaloos next season. Peda and Dushman are very demoralized, and are not happy with Kisna's leadership. Looks like a regime-change may be on the cards.
Lastly, a non-descript Vindaloos player, Frustoo Madrasi, has been opening his mouth a lot to offer his special tips and tricks to other players. He claims that he is the real factor behind the Vindaloos success. Lalit Modi is considering handing Frustoo Madrasi a 10-year ban.

4 comments:

  1. We have seen a few baseless accusations against Umpires in this tournament. Although players are emotional about the game they have to realize that it's the Umpires which bring SANITY and EQUITY to the game. Although situations have become unruly at many times, we have consiously decided not to penalize the players and the franchisee owners.

    Regarding the aspersions cast on the integrity of the Umpires in the previous blog we wish to state that such statements will not stand the scrutiny of justice. We want to assure all players and owners that a fair game could be expected when we are around.

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  2. With Vindaloos looking to win all their league matches, I would suggest the teams to target except Vindaloos to book their semi final birth.

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  3. My Semi-final line up would be
    1. Vandals (5 wins out of 5).
    2. Anacondas (4 out of 5).
    3. Supernova (3 out of 5).
    4. Hunters (2 for 5).

    Semifinals are
    1. Vandals Vs Hunters -- Winner : Vandals
    2. Anacondas Vs Supernova - Winner : Anacondas

    Final:

    Vandals Vs Anacondas

    Champion : Vandals

    Any Comments???

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