Bangalore:
Our special correspondent reports that the supernovans are conducting a special boot camp for conditioning the players. They hit a popular Bay of Bengal joint. Oye Calcutta. They were treated to some stress tests. but hell broke loose, when Psychat repeated his last finals performance. No, we are not talkin abt his cricketing skills or his on-field bouts of sleep. Its his Shirtless act.
When contacted, Psychat said this was one of the stress tests his team was subjected to. News has spread now that Oye Calcutta is the latest pole dancing destination of Bangalore. Also the ardent fans demand the joint be named as "OYE HOYE" instead of oye Calcutta. Frankly Pyschat has flouted with societal norms and not made ACL very proud.
Post this fiasco, Psychat is the toast of the C Grade film industry. He will soon be cast in a movie by the name " Main Sleep ki Diwaani Hoon".
Speculations are rife, that Pyschat will now be used as a Cheerleader and will not own a franchise.
Hope all falls in place.
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