ACL Season 2-The Neelaami

Welcome to ACL season 2.


The auctioning started with some mind boggling tactics from each owner. but only few got wat they wanted.
The Innuendo let out his mumbo jumbo on auctioning. and clearly..everyone wanted him to move on..and get a life..and start the auction. wonder , wen is Innuendo gonna learn the art of talkin short..and not roll his "R's".
Anyways.

First player to be auctioned was the man who numbed us thro his baansuri. Hunters owner probably mermerised by the dudes flute weilding skills thot he cud weild the bat as well. no worries...so the first player goes to the hunters...cheers...They went for probably their best pick...2pin!!! rest jus made up the numbers, clearly a result of some insipid biddin by the Dude and his Squeaky owner.

The Challengers were in a frenzy notchin as many players...thinking that instead of playin 7 players they wud field 14...but guess wat...it still might not be enuf. but we wud b in prayers for them. they went for Gulti babu...and the style bhai who never grew up. this style bhai is so effortless in his style...he is often seen giving tips to the opposition team. no wonder he always is the wicketkeeper. his dramatic skills wud leave Jack Nicholson dumb-founded:) . they have taken a gamble in buyin an injured player in the form of Tissue, but only time will tell. for Tissue,however, we feel sorry, from a second last team, he has gone to the last team. RIP.

The owner of Terror Squad relinquished his wild ways and let go of the reign of the team. deciding to spend more time on blogging. he let the reigns go to the man...who cud never smile...he only laughs and wen he laughs..he roars...:)The team this time was innovatively named as Raging Bulls...there were some whispers of naming it as Raging Balls...thank god better sense prevailed...and logo far better than the BLING one they had earlier.guess the team needed some revamp. Wid a brilliant bidding strategy...Channel V got the hottest (nothing to do with cricketing terms) player on the circuit. He got his SPECIAL friend Betaal for a shade above his base price. guess even a price of 1000 bucks wudnt have detered him. we all know they go BACK a long way. after the auction, our special correspondent caught them dancing to "Maa da Laadla", Channel V sure catches a good player well. pssst....they also are planning a secret practice session in goa. Also heard that today morning when Channel V broke the news to Betaal both of them hugged each other so close they managed to swat a fly between them...and its last rites is probably attended by the Who and Who of ACL.

Anacondas were asleep most of the time. unlike the one in J Lo's movie. but guess that was their strategy. they got hold of the pocket sized Waqar Younis(boraaaaag). No.No. Its not his cricketing skills..its his sheer attitude of banging the ball when not bowling. his celebrations are wild too. We say, their chances seem to be bleak this time around.But Supari Gupta might again do the thing for the anacondas. With KaaliZabaan proclaiming self as a brilliant strategist...we all wud wait...wat happens next. However, he may not get to sledge this time....for the sleeping giant has vetoed for no sledging.


Vandals, must say, had a brilliant strategy. their team remains almost the same. such fierce was their bidding for Turbo, they spent almost all their money on him. they however left a little bid their favorite fighter, Frustoo Madrasi guess they have pardoned his Net Run Rate fiasco and his prediction of their win. Frustoo Madrasi, i must say is a brave man, and we encourage him to come up wid more such calculations. cos we all know, they have to be a laughing stock neways, and a little humor helps.


Looked like the Supernovans were in a trance. in a bid to confuse everyone, the owner made some inexplicable and horrendous choices. there was constant eye balling from the Innuendo but the owner refused to budge. but he almost had the same team as last time. Anti-Jonty was seen waking the sleeping giant in between to raise the stake...but alas...little cud he do.:)

the auctioning concluded with some rapturous laughter from everyone, wonder wat was such a momentouse occassion, but the supernovan owner knew, he was clearly targeted :)

So here are the predictions( no the final predictions wil come from Frustoo Madrasi):)

Finals : Raging Bulls and Vandals
Semis: Anacondas and Supernova

Forget about the last, they will be consistent and remain where they were earlier.